Bad Joke SMS

This is a joke, bad one at that, but funny enough. Based on the Indon email scare.
I think most Sarawakians will know, understand, and enjoy. Got this sms from a friend and both of us (Doren and me) were laughing.

Pesanan penting. Jika ada sesiapa yang menerima panggilan benombor +(letak nombor anda) dan berwarna seakan putih tuak, jangan dijawab kerana sekumpulan orang Iban sedang menguji ilmu membuat tuak melalui telepon. Sesiapa yg menjawab panggilan akan keluar buih tuak dan terasa mau ngajat dan bertandak.. Ai pengayu, tapai, tuak, tiger, carlsberg sama langkau.. Selamat Hari Gawai, Gayu Guru Gerai Nyamai... Ooohhaaa...

Ernest